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Scrow Crow, Adelaide Crows

WHO the Hell - or what the fuck - is SCROW CROW? POSSIBLY an in-bred Journo-Blogger, that sub-exists in the sewers, or scum-filled backwaters of Adelaide.

To all Crows fans living in Adelaide, I’ll let you in on a secret … Essendon supporters are the most obnoxious in Victoria.

STILL can't get over the magic of Michael Long and your Club's lack of spine in 1993? Must have seriously fucked-you up, eh Screw Crow? By the way, the word you were looking for is Arrogant!

Don’t feel sorry for them on Friday night when we kick their team off AAMI because no one else in Victoria will.

We don't give a fuck what other supporters in Victoria or the rest of Australia feel knob-head - 16 Premierships, 135 year History & A Rich Tradition give us that right!

I made this mistake the other Sunday at the pub when watching Sydney thrash a pitiful Essendon side. I casually said to a fan of another Victorian side, “I’m almost starting to feel a bit sorry for the Bombers”.

WE don't want your pity - FOOL! I'm willing to bet it's not the ONLY mistake you have made in your life, but let's just take a look at your piece...

He wheeled around and snapped, “I don’t … f*$@ ‘em, f*$@ ‘em to hell!”, before spitting at the television and turning his back on the game.

Must have been a pathetic 1993 Carlton fan or impotent 2000 Melbourne Supporter...Although spitting on the tv would suggest this "so called" (imaginary) fan, is surely related to you!

It proves the theory that Essendon supporters are simply despised bogans in Victoria with an over-inflated opinion of themselves and their club.

BOGANS?

You obviously have never been to Dandenong, Heidelberg or Sunshine. Having said that, Footscray, Broadmeadows & most of our struggling suburbs - have more culture than the little town called Adelaide. Have you experienced travelling in a motor vehicle yet?

This is a club that has bathed in the false glory of Kevin Sheedy pulling the wool over their eyes for 27 years and now must deal with the true reality … they’re not that good.

FOUR PREMIERSHIPS in 27 years, if that's basking in False Glory then you are a complete fucking moron! THE REAL DEAL - CONGRATULATIONS IDIOT - I'M SURE I HAVE SEEN YOU ON "STREET TALK" WITH SAMMY!

Essendon supporters think they are up there in the pecking order of the Melbourne elite when most just come from a dumpy collection of suburbs that only serve as an awkward corridor to get to the airport if you don’t bow to the CityLink God of Tolls.

THE suburb of Essendon is older than ADELAIDE SNOT CROW and your home would be worth 2 of my pickets - from the front fence - the one's that need painting. Obviously you do not have a Property Portfolio, front teeth or a fucking brain.

They’ll tell you they are true supporters but when the going gets tough, you’ll suddenly find them trying to scam their way into the members’ enclosure at Flemington on a Saturday afternoon while their “beloved” team is getting belted at the MCG or Telstra Dome.

CHECK the Fixture you fuck-head! The Greatest Club in Australia, The Essendon Football Club, has NOT played ONE game this year on a Saturday Afternoon!

The reasons why are complicated, but mainly to accomodate the new Trailer-Park Trash like you and ensure that real supporters like US are unable to take our children (you know the kind that have two parents and none that are actually blood-related/if you do not understand this ask your mom/aunty)! The last time I checked, The AFL was born out of The Premier Competition in this Land - The VFL & NOT The SNUFFLE...Which is what happened to your 2-bit, second rate, one team, Port Adelaide Competition!

When they do go to the footy it is classy stuff as they try to bully opposition supporters with a sudden ability, and god-given right, to sprout obscenities. There’s nothing brave about picking on a 10-year-old Carlton supporter after a drawn match.

Round 3 2008 :: Essendon 150 v CARLTON 134

DRAW?? What fucking draw! Credibility = ZERO!! SCARECROW - what match were you watching, whilst drinking piss & doing ice? You obviously must have been to one of those "Saturday afternoon" games again, hey stupid fucker? IF you are going to make crap-up, at least try and get the scores right, we beat the Blues - by 16 points. AND Carlton doesn't have any 10 year old supporters, they haven't won a game in 9 years or so...

On the field, Sheedy has buggered the club up and they’ve shown just how little they know about football by bringing in the Richmond “winning mentality” of Matthew Knights. Good move … losers.

These are the same "losers" that have managed to give us, the loyal supporters, 4 Premiership Cups - in my life time - with 1 Coach, entrenched us as the most Financially secure Club in the Land and we've just ticked over 40,000 Members. IMAGINE how "obnoxious" we WILL be, when we hit our straps again, in a couple of years time - and YOU know we will - FEAR US! By the way how's the other old man in footy doing, what's is name, the Grandpa bloke in charge of the Crows? For a bloke touted as a Sports Specialist, he has managed to under-perform as badly as his over-rated List. PLEASE douche-bag, remind me, how many Premierships has the Old Fart taken you to - or Grand Finals...

But I don’t blame Knights altogether. How many chances did Sheedy have in his last desperate few years to give a few youngsters a go like Central District’s Paul Thomas? But no, in a pathetic attempt to hold on to his job he stuck with his ageing hacks and gave the likes of Dustin Fletcher a free ride.

DUSTIN Fletcher has been one of our most consistent, best players in Defence over his entire career. Including the season that Sheedy cut Paul Thomas. The SAME kid that the Crows and Port both spat at, turned their backs on and has now carved out some kind of fairytale "Brilliant Career" at Central District. Now there is a world famous club, well known around a little shit-hole known as Adelaide, turd brain. How many supporters do they have 43? Is that actually a name of the football club or a juvenille detention centre? Don't tell me - they wear the famous colours - Black, White and fucking Pink!

All Essendon will be remembered for in those last tragic years of Sheedy is nauseating images of “Sir James” playing well beyond his used-by-date and even more sickening vision of his kids running around in the changerooms. What, no one else at Essendon has kids?

NEIL Craig wont EVEN be remembered, Dick-Head, deal with it!

Jimmy should have taken the advice of that loud Hawthorn supporter who yelled out to him at Telstra Dome back in 2006, “It’s not too late to reconsider Jimmy (your decision not to retire)”.

NOT at another one of your "Saturday Afternoon" games? How many times have you taken the advice of loyal Essendon fans that head over to Insurance Park and tell you to "Go fuck yourself, you sick fuck"? Then again. Maybe you do!

And Sheedy should have walked after the 2000 premiership instead of crucifying the club for the next seven years and setting it up for a decade of mediocrity.

2001 Grand Finalists! Just remind me again when was the last time Craig Davis, Neil Craig, that Old Bloke - took your SOFT CROWS to a Grand Final? Fucking Ignoramous...

YOU HEAR THAT? (...) IT'S DEAFENING SILENCE!

Please don't mention District Central again or some 2nd Division team, that would get flogged by the Braybrook Under 12's (That's just our GIRL team). Check-up on the brave people, that reside in Braybrook & EVEN you may work out what I mean. Put it this way, the Taliban wouldn't last 5 minutes walking down Churchill Avenue...Neil Craig may have fooled you SA plebs, but we Victorians knew right from the start that, anyone involved in fucking cycling is fucking suss! KNOW what I mean Turd-Brain?

So don’t cry for the Bombers on Friday night. We must not forget 1993, we must remember how they somehow beat us twice last year – and there must be no mercy as we smash this rabble on prime time.

Well, well...IT all goes back to 1993! WHAT a fucking unbelievable good year!

WELL SUCK IT UP PRINCESS, BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT BACK OR LIVE IT DOWN!

The Adelaide Crows are the ORIGINAL Chokers, thanks to THE Mighty BABY Bombers!

FANCY losing to a team of babies! Maybe Adelaide should go back to the Little League and play with those GIANTS (of the Game) - the Central Dickheads or whatever they are called...

By the way, I read today in the Adelaide Press that the Queen has authorised your Parliament, to allow the importation of Moccasins. Here's a tip. Get a pair, they will be huge and may even help you get laid before you turn 40 - or the next time you go to a Port Adelaide Home Game - you fucking TOSSSER! In a hundred years time SCATCROW, your team may have some History, but the Essendon Football Club will continue to be the Premier team in this wonderful Nation and just like today - much BETTER known than your fucking shitty Capital - Adrenalin, Adverblader, Addherrlaid - Ahh whatever...

Just a side note you're not related to the Herald Scum's -, Mark "SLIM" Robinson - are you? You should be...

As bad as (2-7) Essendon has been in the past six weeks - losing by an average margin of more than 10 goals - WE did beat Adelaide twice last year!

WATCH-OUT. The Bombers will welcome back & be boosted by the return of centre half-forward Scott Lucas - Essendon by 13 points.

GO BOMBERS!

Cheers,

CHRISTOS BOMBEROPOULOS